男人这辈子挺难的                             
找个漂亮女人吧~~~太操心~~~~找个不漂亮的吧~~又不甘心~~
光顾事业了~~~人家说你没责任感~~光顾家了~~人家说你没本事~~
专一点吧~~人家说你不成熟~~花心点吧~~人家说你是禽兽~~~
有钱~~人家说你是坏人`~~没钱~~人家骂你窝囊废~~~
不去应酬~~怕被老板废了~~去应酬吧~~怕被老婆废了~~
哎!这年月做男人真难~~~~
长帅点吧~~太抢手~~不帅吧~~~拿不出手~~
活泼点吧~~`说你太油~~~不出声吧`~说你太闷~~`
穿西装吧~~说你太严肃~~~穿随便点吧`~说你乡巴佬~~
会挣钱吧~~怕你包二奶~~~不挣钱吧~~又怕孩子断奶`~
结婚吧~~怕自己后悔~~~不结婚吧~~~怕她后悔`~
要个孩子吧~~怕没钱养~~~不要孩子吧~~怕老了没人养~~~
这年头做女人难~~~作男人跟难上加难~~~~~